Conversations With Smaug [x]
at this point, i think marvel owes us a scene in the next avengers movie where natasha is like wHERE WERE ALL OF YOU?
"it was serious, clint"
"yeah but i had a thing"
"PEOPLE DIED, CLINT.”
in an alternate scenario: clint is like “WELL YEAH I WAS BUSY. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALL OF EURASIA GETTING WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH” “…no?” “YEAH. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT.”
Basically I want Clint to be like this
we all have that one friend who is probably secretly a magical girl.
i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me
If women catcalled men (X)
THE GIRLS ARE SO INTO IT HTOUGH
accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back
they’d have all died.
#There are two ways this could have gone #1: Natasha is turned and the movie is really short as she gets shit DONE #2: Natasha has made herself immune to brainwashing and the movie is really short because not even frost giants are immune to snapped necks
Does anyone else sometimes get too scared to fucking sleep? Because your dreams are too vivid and scary as shit . Then you try to stay awake for as long as you can but then you end up fucking up your sleeping pattern
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